Mnet’s Superstar K teaser

The 30 second teaser for Mnet’s Superstar K was just released and since the lovely Lee Hyori will be a judge on the show, you know I’ll be watching it.

Superstar K is basically Korea’s version of American Idol with Korea’s queen of sexy Lee Hyori, ex-Boohwal vocalist Lee Seung Chul, and Korea’s Tina Turner In Sooni as judges. Korean music industry veterans such as Hyori's fellow Family Outing family member Yoon Jong Shin, and funny man Gil of the hip hop duo Leessang plus others will be judging on various episodes of Superstar K as well. Over 70,000 people auditioned for Superstar K, the largest amount of people to ever participate in an audition in Korea, and auditions took place in major cities all over South Korea including but not limited to Incheon, Daegu, Busan, and of course Seoul. Mnet’s Superstar K will begin airing on the 24th of July, naturally on Mnet.

Mnet’s Superstar K teaser

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Damn… all those lucky people get the chance to see my dream girl Lee Hyori in person. I still have hope that maybe one day I’ll get the opportunity to see and possibly meet Hyori. I’ve in fact prepared my own LEE HYORI CHANCE ENCOUNTER KIT if such an occasion should happen. I need to check it too and make sure it’s fully stocked with the proper materials:
Six bottles of soju, check…
Bedroom mix CD, check…
Condoms? How did these get in here? I better take these out now because I definitely won’t need or use them if I happen to meet Hyori.
Blindfold, check…
Ball gag, check…
Rope and handcuffs, check…
Stun gun, check…
Duct tape, check…
It looks like everything I need is here in my kit. I know what you’re thinking too, and no my plan isn’t to kidnap Hyori and hold her against her will if I do get the opportunity to meet her. Those supplies are actually for Hyori to use on me. Yeah, I’m Hyorish like that. My intuition tells me that Hyori is a closet super freak as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a super hot dominatrix outfit in her bag or car, or both, at all times just in case a situation calls for it. I already thought up a special jingle that I think would be sweet music to her super freak ears: “Girl, girl, yeah you go girl, tie me up and spank me you Hyorish girl.” After she hears that, I know she would want to go to the nearest love motel right away and get down and dirty. If my intuition about Hyori being a closet super freak is wrong, then I’d most likely get a Hyori heel right to the ballzac. Either way it’s a win, win situation for me but I’d obviously rather have Hyori affectionately, not wrathfully, kick me in the jewels in the comfort of a love motel.

cr: allkpop